Cos I'm SUPERCOOL :)

Im back... again?

2011-06-01T14:49:00.000+08:00

Hey guys its me and I'm back.

Yeah I know I always say I'm back but this time IM BACK FO REAL. Yeah the same old reason haven't been able to blog for a while cos of exams and all of those other bird-poop-mouldy-apple-crumble homework.

SIGH.

The hols are here but wut theres so much homework I can't even have some quality rest after that shitty term 2. Everyday play frisbee until so tired that I try to sleep during the holidays and then get woken up by mom to do homework haizzzz.

Anyway steph is getting her license soon hope she passes her practical faster so she can drive me around and it would be shit cool to say "MY sis drives me around in a FERRARI."

Divorce papers are going to be filed on Steph's birthday so sigh. Normally I would just cry whenever I hear this kind of stuff but its been so long I don't even know what to do. Just get it done and over quick man.

Whatever. Hope time passes slower so I can AT LEAST catch up on my sleep during this Hols.

LOLWUT I just received a message from my friend saying that she knows my blog and that she is currently stalking me. wth.

YES YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE MRS KOK.

Yes 20 minutes time lapse from the last paragraph. Was texting some one/ Looking at it rain/ Reflecting on my rubbish life/ Being awesome.

Anyway bye I will blog more soon (I mean it this time)

SAYONARA.

The year so far.

2011-04-30T22:10:00.000+08:00

WHAT. IS. GOOD. PEOPLE.

YES I AM BACK.

THE ONE AND ONLY LEON.

Anyway. the year so far. Pretty okay, but by far one of the worst I've had. NEGATIVES is that the top class now has really high standards, probably because the Korean twins and Sherman and stuff are getting 100 marks for Maths and Elliot and K.J. are topping their Sciences, lets not forget the PRC people acing their MT so now im expected to ace my English LOLWHUT.

Also, the homework I get now is turning my bag into a Michelangelo statue seriously. That luggage has got to be AT LEAST 5 pounds.

POSITIVES, is that I have made lotsa friends mostly from 4/2 '10, at least 15 or something like that. Our class gossip group, which used to have just me, K.J, K.M, and Vic in it has been extended to like 20 members.

We also have our secret code language. Here's a sentence: What the meekia prawn 19 act so mangosteen think that he can impress Warrior's sis he pangsai pao one lor he is platypus pang sai-ing like carp.

Translated that is: What the hell sia Sherman act so macho think he can impress Kar Men he anyhow do one lor he is bullshiting like crap.

Anyway thats about it.

BYE DOUCHES.

BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

2011-03-03T17:42:00.000+08:00

Hey guys back after the exams.

Relatively OK, had my birthday right before them, but Higher Chinese today was shitbag hard. Some of the early papers came back today.

A bit dissapointed, but at least CA only counts like 20% in the total P5 results. Ah well can improve.

Got back Standard Chinese and Maths today.

As predicted, nearly crapped my Chinese and improved my Maths, though I must admit, I could've done better for the latter. JUST ONE CARELESS TRANSFER ERROR COST ME 4 MARKS!!!!!!

Trying to get Method Marks anyway, that would slap another 3 marks or so onto my report card. Heard that you only get MM's in that question IF you put that step WHICH I SCREWED UP, but heck I'm fighting fr it anyway, I got all the other steps correct.

I've given up on Chinese already lah, wth. Mother Tongue class is like damn boring and no learning takes place. Got 72, ah well at least I didn't get my hopes high, B is okay lah.

Suprisingly did well for compre, 7/11, but lost marks by all the shit questions that we don't learn in Chinese class.

I mean, we learn to build complex lighters but we struggle with basic matchsticks.

Metaphorically.

tsk piss off

Anyway I can't exactly say I'll do better for the HMT paper because that shit was HARD. Gunning for pass meh ^_^

Whats done's done ah well just sit back and await the horror.

MATHS: 40/50, A.
STANDARD CHINESE: 36/50, B

Peace out, douche.

Hippo G.O.H

2011-02-01T18:45:00.000+08:00

POKERANGER.

Holy crabs I haven't blogged in a month like fo shizzzzzzz.

Sorry for abandoning you all, but the year has been like REALLY tough. I get like AT LEAST two pounds of homework per day and higher mother-tongue isnt exactly stress-free.

SO DAMN. FREAKING. HARD.

So far this year has been like really crappy, only thing that improved this year is my list of hated teachers. YES MADAME IS NOT TEACHING THIS YEAR SO SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE. SIGGGGH.

I dread English, hate Mother Tongue, doze of in Maths, and get crazy in Science.

Then come Social Studies.

BOOMZ. THE CLASS AWAKES.

Why the hell am I even telling you this herp derp derp.

So yeah made some new friends met another pair of twins (gosh I know like 6 pairs of twins already.) and like hate school more.

CNY is here, excited about the long weekend and getting angpaoed like hell... and my two kg of worksheets stuffed in my bag that I have yet to start on.

Oh and that music project.

And that Science story thingy.

And that pile of Chinese crap that I don't understand.

Ahwell thats life #shithappens.

Ok so sorry for like abandoning this blog I will bog IF I have the time, but right now I have too much of a workload.

Deuces.

New Year!

2011-01-04T17:55:00.000+08:00

Hi.

ITS THE NEW YEAR! YES ITS THE NEW FREAKING 2011 AND WE'RE A STEP CLOSER TO 2012.

Ok that's all the important facts up there. Now about how I spent New Year.

MARINA. BAY. BLOODY. SANDS.

Naise man (Y) Damn shiok.

Part one was on 30th. Went to the hotel and had breakfast, which I can't describe with words. Best breakfast ever. It was a buffet so we took ALL we wanted and you could actually order a ham ommelette and they cook it for you right on the spot.

Way of making myself feel special ^_^

Sorry for the late post btw. Can't use the excuse "preparing for the New Year" anymore cos its 2011. Oh and school started today so no "preparing for school" too. Damn you all damn ass sia.

van Persie is a DIVER.

Ok anyway after the buffet we went to the hotel room which was really nice cos there was this gigantic window and you can see like the entire Singapore.

Then we took pics and went to the infinity pool @SkyPark and it was cold like shit cos its out in the open. But it was still cool. Infinity pools are always cool.

We swam for 1 hour, and laughed at this dude with a gigantic asscrack.

Then we went back to the room and soaked ourselves in the bathtub and watched cable TV. COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.

Then we walked around Marina Bay Sands, window-shopping and camwhoring at the same time, just walk walk see see.

Then Pops picked us up and dropped us over at Suntec and we ate Pepper Lunch and then window-shop again.

We spent 1 hour at this magic shop cos it was cool.

Then walked around and took a cab home.

DECEMBER 31st 2010 - JANUARY 1st 2011

Ok so we went to Marina Bay again at 8.30p.m. just when I was in the middle of watching Mr. Trololo

Ahhhh anyway we went there and played around kinda. We just saw the view from the balcony like thousands of people watching the countdown show. We just camwhored. Then we sat around and watched people go in and out of the casino :P

Then we went to BeanStro to drink coffee of course.

And eat cakes.

And noodles.

We spent the last of 2010 there. Then we heard BOOOMZ and we missed the fireworks. Meh ^_^

After that we took a sugar cube and tried to stuff it in Andrea's mouth by telling her that there was something in her mouth and we wanted to take a pic. She got suspicious and went to the toilet and then I was the new target :(

After a while Andrea came back and they tried to stuff in her mouth again. Then she struggled and threw the cube down into the fountain. LOLWUT.

Then we tossed coins into it and went home.

LAZY PUT FACTS LAH N00BS.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

2010-12-26T14:04:00.000+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

Yup its Christmas already!!!

What did you get for Christmas?

I got nothin'.

But who cares its CHRIIIIIIISSTMAS!!!! W00T.

HYPERACTIVE HYPERACTIVE HYPERACTIVE HYPERACTIVE.

So anyway Christmas was spent at home nothing to do. We watched a few movies like Marmaduke and stuff then we got bored and watched Phineas and Ferb and Man vs Wild.

Bear Grylls looks so awesome eating raw goat testicles. o_O

Yeah. Thats pretty much how I spent Christmas. All at home doing nothing.

Merry Christmas again~ I love Christmas. Cos of the fruit cakes and log cakes and imaginary snow in Singapore. Turkeys, ham, applesauce and cranberries.

Mmmmmmm.

Ok whatever.

Anyway haven't been blogging lately simply because I don't have the time! So busy lately gotta pack all of my stuff for school and all. Yeah I know you're pissed. So am I. First time using computer for 1 week. Wait, that's actually pretty normal. Oh whatever.

Can't wait for school to start cos I'm gonna have new classmates and new FRIENDS. And Mark and Andrea are in Bedok South now so we can meet and go to Bedok Point and eat POPEYES. Yeah, Bedok Point is finally opened.

I don't know how this is relavent to this post but I want to eat cakes so badly now. That thing looks so freaking nice. OMG.

Oh yeah and I also want a new phone.

A species of ant can snap its jaws together at speeds of up to 145 MPH!

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Oh and Merry Christmas y'all, sorry I can't blog lately but its not MY fault you know.

MERRYCHRISTMASXOXO

5 days.

2010-12-20T13:56:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 5

Haven't blogged in 5 days too ;)

Okay so today went for another filming session with Debs and all so yeah I'm so damn tired even though I actually didn't do anything.

Cos we played soccer on Ngee Ann's artificial turf, even though it felt so fake and made the soles of your feet (we were playing barefooted) black, still shiok.

Me, De Kai and Mark formed a team against 1 Randall and we lost 5-2 just to show you how much we suck (or how much he rules).

Anyway got home just only after 3 and a half hours of filming and I am tired shit. Took a shower and yeah here I am. I'm so damn freaking bored now. Don't know what to do when I on facebook and YouTube like okaaaay .___.

OOOH A NOTIFICATION ON FACEBOOK!!! :D BRB.

Damn just a stupid application request.

I think the new facebook sucks. They give me false hope. Like having 30 notifications in a day and thinking that they are your friends posting on your wall but NOOOO its just application requests and invitations. Facebook applications suck.

Except Backyard Monsters that TOTALLY rules.

Okay guys will blog in a bit if I can byeeees <3

A chinchilla can jump 5 FEET in the air!

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

For Narnia!

2010-12-15T21:58:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 10

I hate being good (or trying to fake it)
10 days to Christmas. I don't think I'll make it.
Lets all hope Mr Santa at the North Pole
Loves bad kids, jerks, and assholes.
And to all the bad kids right now playing the com,
He'll fill their stockings up with nuclear bombs.
You wish.

Phew. Running from here to there back and forth these days. Preparing myself to the New Year. Umm yeah. Life sucks.

Watched Voyage on the Dawn Threader with Mumster yesterday, and played a few rounds of arcade too. Mario Kart (Y)

The movie was nice, and we ordered like two big packs of sweet popcorn, a coke, and Nacho Cheese. MMMMMM.

Oh yes and I finally acheived the best Zubat in the WORLD. It is Lv.1 and knows Leech Life, Brave Bird, Aerial Ace, and Fly. And I will NOT tell you how to get it. If you even want to know anyway cause you won't.

Need to go for another round of filming this Thurs sigh :(

Ok whatever peeps.

Ice cream existed back in the second century B.C!

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Okaay. -.-

2010-12-13T21:22:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 12

Hey!

So haven't blogged in a while cos, well, I'm busy and I can't touch the computer. Anyway its been a tiring week, freaking had to help Debs act in her film and for a 5min film its like 10 hours of filming.

Haiz.

Okay so thats basically how the entire weekend was spent, act, go home, bathe, sleep. And yeah its almost done so WOOHOO!

This is the first time I'm touching the com in like 4 days. So I'm hogging it all to myself and MYSELF ONLY. I don't care if you have objections ^_^

Yeah I know its bad for my eyes, I went for an eye check-up just now. Left eye: 0.50 degrees and Right eye: 0.25.

Quite bad. :(

I still don't hab no reindeer meat. Screw life. I'M HUNGRYYY FOR REINDEEER.

This song is so catchy its all in my head now and I randomly sing it while talking to my friends. Damn funny this dude. HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ON ITUNES I NEED TO GET THIS AS MY RINGTONE SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT HOMEBOY.

We should all thank this dude for attempting to rape this guys sister.

Yertle the Turtle, the turtle that orders other turtles to stack on top of each other, was actually based on Adolf Hitler!

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

WUBBADUB

2010-12-08T17:25:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 17

Heyya.

Woke up at 3.00p.m. omg. Steph returned from HK after her 5-days trip. Yeah I know I didn't mention it, it slipped my mind.

SHE BOUGHT ME A NEW BAG YEAHHHHHHHHH.

It was a REAL (hard to find in HK) Adidas bag so yeahhh.

Oh and yesterday I had this terrible stomachache/mirgrane all in one and it hurt like shit, I felt like crap and wanted to throw up but I couldn't. OMG I SWEAR IT WAS THE WORST TWO HOURS IN MY LIFE. By 9.18p.m. (I remembered the time to distract myself) I could not even climb up the stairs anymore.

It was like my mirgrane made it hard to grab the railings and the stomachache made it hard to climb.

Phooey.

It was so damn freaking pain man, I'd rather jump out of a car riding in a rocky mountain at 220 mph anytime.

Urggggh.

Dr. Seuss wrote “Green Eggs and Ham” after his editor BET HIM that he couldn’t write a book using 50 words or less.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

can't we all just jump off a cliff.

2010-12-07T17:05:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 18

I wish I can do this when I become a famous superstar in the future, even if people know I'm rich but heck everyone's a big sucker for private e-mails from famous people.

Oh and Debs said I'm gonna act in her film so yeah. First step to Richandfamouslandofcandies.

Woke up at 2p.m. and yeahh just watched youtube videos here and there. Then went down to eat lunch which was tom yum noodles which was yummy.

And then came back up and created my youtube account. Cause I like to rant and stuff and youtube is really the place to do it cause they have videos about everything under the sun so just go there and unleash hell.

Boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

Nothing to do on facebook now, geez where have everybody gone man. No ones online fml. Need to do something to occupy my mind. Thats also why I even created my Youtube account.

That damn spammer still spammin and now I just reply like hi.

True true.

Nicotine is named after Jean Nicot, who introduced tobacco to France.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Tiredd :/

2010-12-06T20:36:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 19

Phew. Couldn't blog much recently I'm busy kays.

Logged in to Facebook for the first time in 4 days and guess what?

42 notifications, 2 messages, and 1 friend request. Also, 11 game requests and 4 pokes. This is insane.

So you can tell I was busy checking all those and in my free time I had to do stuff and play my DS. I don't why I just suddenly felt like playing Pokemon Platinum for no reason. Brings back memories and happy times :)

Anyway feeling crappy nowadays. And that irritating prank-caller, I feel like slapping him on the face hard, I swear.

And then those annoying spammers start talking to me on Facebook chat and I go all Rage Guy when they say "plz reply". So don't expect me to be online on chat these days. Not until I block the damn spammers.

To make things worse there's a technical error in Tumblr so I can't visit it and my com blacks out frequently every two hours or so.

Yeah, see? Screw life.

Oh yeah and Naim is not online these days and I can't even talk to him and I seriously want to jump in bed and wake up when all this is over :/

I hardly sleep before 1a.m. now. And I lose track of the days. This morning I woke up and thought that it was 12th December and I needed to buy my schoolbooks. Then I used my computer and checked the date and I was like oh.

Watching funny videos now don't make me smile. Annoying people is not even fun anymore. Nobody is even online. And now all I do is sit at home and brace for the worst.

Somebody shoot me.

The world’s largest OMELETTE weighed 9,700 pounds!

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :|

Nothing on you baby~

2010-12-02T15:33:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 23

OMG I'm addicted to Nothing On You now.

Wasssup 3.21p.m. here unless you are in New York or anywhere not in this time zone in Singapore. Got harrased in the morning by Stef who pounced on me shouting something about "A" levels and "finished". Didn't really care.

Mumster bought chocolate and a giant container of 3 different types of POPCORN in it, that is, cheese, salty, and this sweet flavour thing.

I liked the cheese :)

Also she bought fruit tarts, which are my favourite, cos I <3 custard and fruits. YAY!

And two tubs of ice cream. Gosh, it could take months to finish all the food. Perfect timing, cos its the rainy season now and I can't go out to jog or something.

But who cares man.

Some asshole been prank calling the house phone now, basically I pick up and I go "HELLO? HELLO?" then he hangs up. Crap the last time somebody did this I piicked up the phone and screamed in side it so loud I think he went deaf.

No problems after that! ^^.

Something like that, yeah I was pissed.

Suddenly I have this craving and don't laugh at me I have a craving for reindeer.

Okay shut up its not funny. I regret telling you that.

Like its the Christmas season now, and I wonder how Santa survives in the North Pole. He eats his own reindeer right?

Yeah okay whatever. Stop laughing.

Cheetahs are able to change direction by spinning in MID-AIR.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

December here I come :)

2010-12-01T14:24:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 24

December 1st. Wow. I actually survived 11 months of life. WOOHOO!

Which means a measly 24 days till Christmas! And come on, how slow can time go when you wake up and head to the computer, then eat lunch, then computer, then read and then dinner and then watching HOUSE. Huh.

Can't wait for Christmas! Everytime its Christmas I drain the money out from my siblings to buy me gifts. Meh.

After I saw this, I laugh everytime Naim refers half-naked men as "Jacob Blacks" HAHAHAHA! :')

:D

Giraffes sleep for only half an hour each day. Six 5 minute naps. So they don't get eaten.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

cartoon is my middle name.

2010-11-29T19:49:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 26

God, I've GOT to stop posting these sexist cartoons!

EXACTLY.

Heyya Fern.

THAT DAMN GARLIC IN MY NASI LEMAK.

People swallow an average of 580 times a day.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

MADNESS TTM

2010-11-28T18:16:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 27

Yesterday from 5pm to 12am we were OUT at VivoCity and it was awesome~

Okay so we just squeezed into my Dad's 4-seater, thats 6 people inside. Haiz. I sat with Debster at the front and hellyeah we placed out pinkies on top of the car air-con and after a while gave each other a cold pinky-slap.

Debs told me about the biggest lawsuit between Apply and CREATIVE over the iPod and all, but I wasn't really listening. I only remember the parts on how the lawsuit lasted 7 years and Apple had to give 100million bucks to CREATIVE for copyright infridgment.

BUT

In those 7 years, Apple actually sold iPods worth about 15 TIMES MORE THAN US$100,000,000 yeah CREATIVE didn't see that coming.

The advantages of having a knowledgable elder sister. Be jealous, readers.

Speaking of lawsuits...

Terrible joke but still funneh :D

So after we reached Vivo we wandered around, and it was Saturday so it was really crowded, like 1/4 of Singapore were there so we were a bit lost. But we figured eventually and went to FIGS & OLIVES to eat.

Omg I don't know how people actually eat there there's SOO much food and the lights were damn hot by the way. Ryan's complaining ftw. But on the bright side at least the food there was delish :)

For appetizers we had soup and ham and cheese-potato hybrid thingy. It was piping hot, but still, naise.

For main course I had chicken and pasta, Mark copied me which reminds me of a meme, guess which?

Hahahahahahaha :')

Okay, so we ate it and didn't bother to have dessert. Popster was damn kiasu, you know what? Ryan and co couldn't eat finish so he went in and asked for a box and put the food INTO the box so yeah I had pasta again for lunch just now which is copy... you know what I can't do this. Somebody finish this up for me.

After dinner we just walked around window shopping and sampled everything because we are kiasu like that yo~ There was this stall selling skin products like dead sea salt or whatever that were supposed to rub off your dead cells. Like yeah whatever.

After we sampled and decided we didn't want to buy it since it was soo expensive ($90-$120!) the Israeli seller did her business technique and made us feel bad for not buying it. She used Andrea's rashes as example and I ROFLED. "You think its funny? Its not funny, I'm serious now."

Yeah, yeah. Go make me a muffin woman. Meh ^_^

Okay, enough with the copypasta.

So anyway I must say I felt bad about leaving but it was all a TRAP! A TRAP TO SUCK YOU OF YOU'RE MONEY AND MAKE YOU NEVER FEEL LIKE YOUR POCKETS ARE HEAVY AGAIN. LIKE DEMENTORS.

But still.

Okay skip all those boring parts, but there was this stall that curls your hair, and the shop assistant had a squeeky voice. LOL.

And there was another that sold this cloth that could expand and contract! It could be your jacket, scarf, etc.

Don't forget the glass shop! They blew glass in their shop! Everyone was crowding around cos it was so cool! (Like me.)

In case you don't know what's glass-blowing its a dying art where some one heats up the glass till it melts into like glue, then they shape it into different shapes into whatever they want and sell it. Its kewl! Google it.

Something like that! But the fire was whitish-blue!

Then we finally left VivoCity and headed to Popster's cafe for no reason, just to check it out. On the way we blasted music and sang along blablabla.

The cafe is still not completed yet, but so far so good. The sign is already put up and the office on the 2nd floor is almost completed. Third storey dorm is complete and a worker stays there now.

Yeah then made our way back and blasted music again.

Reached home and didn't sleep immediately, I watched TV and read then bathed then read again and finally just fell asleep.

Awesome night though :)

A pound of potato chips costs 100 TIMES as much as a pound of potatoes! It takes 10,000 pounds of potatoes to make 3,500 pounds of chips.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

MESHI~

2010-11-27T15:18:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 28

Naim showed this to me while we were webcamming~

EHHH DAMN BLOATED AS USUAL~

Okay so woke up, brushed my teeth and changed, then watched one episode of One Piece, then went to buy tidbits with Andrea. Bought 2 Mamee and and 1 Pokey snack at the corner-shop.

Walked to NTUC, then bought 1 packet of Oheya! and Pretzel. Then bought a packet of this cone-tidbits thingy, you know, the kind where you can put your fingers in.

AND THEN bought some YanYan, then walked home to feast.

Ate ate ate, the Pretzel was GOOOOOOOOD.

Anyway got home and tried to login to Facebook, but the Acer blacked out. Immediately I pushed the blame to Women, and I told everyone Andrea did it. Then I fixed it after numerous attempts. Whoopee.

Login-ed to Facebook then chatted with Naim and then webcammed him and here I am yayyyyyyyyy.

Okay whatever.

LEON'S BLOG IS AWESOME! CHECK IT OUTT!

The reality TV series Jersey Shore is called “Macaroni Rascals” in Japan.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

CHRISTMAS Y U NO COME SOONER?

2010-11-26T17:44:00.000+08:00

Days till Christmas: 29

Tralalalalalalalala~

Sup homies! Christmas is just round the corner! Can't wait to receive my presents from Saint Nicholas, although he's been ignoring me the past few years.

LETTER TO SANTA:

Dear Santa Claus,

Why is it that every year I write you a letter for 20 million dollars, the latest video game, and 50 heat-seeking missiles, I end up unwrapping a present with clothes and books? Can't you read the letters that I actually devote time to writing? Or are you just an evil elf bent on ruining a child's life?

Last year I asked for a giant stocking to prepare for this year. I'm just trying to make life easier as I do not wish to wake up to groans and seeing you trying to stuff my 7,000 gifts in my tiny stocking. What do you do? You send me not a giant stocking, but a giant sweather that I cannot wear because number one, it dosen't fit me, and number two, this is Singapore for God's sake.

This year I request for clothes and books. Everytime I ask for video games you give me clothes. Everytime I ask for weapons you give me books. This year I do the opposite so I shall receive video games and weapons since you just love doing the opposite.

So Santa, 200,000 books and 1,000,000 pieces of clothing it shall be.

God bless.

Leon.

Speaking of weapons, you should have heard that North Korea has attacked their counterparts South Korea with a nuclear bomb. Analyst say that the attack is not going to start war, and that it was just to warn South about North Korea's upcoming leader, Kim Jong-Un.

Well I don't know, but I hope South don't start an attack on North and stimulate World War III.

Okay just to upgrade your good-for-nothing brains, North and South Korea used to be one nation, ruled by Japan from 1910 to the end of World War II. Following the surrender of Japan in 1945, American administrators split the nation along the 38th Parallel, with the United States troops occupying the southern part and Soviet troops occupying the North.

The two sides' division was deepened when the Korean Peninsula failed to hold a free election throughout the nation. The North established a Communist goverment soon after.

On 25 June, 1950, the North side invaded South. The UN, particularly the United States, came to the aid of South Korea in repelling the invasion. Thus, it was the start of the Korean War.

So anyway, the war lasted 3 years and North lost early battles and were pushed back past the 38th Paralell, towards the People's Republic of China (PRC) and fearing that the war would come towards them, the latter aided Communist North. So it was PRC and Soviet backing North and UN backing South.

In 1953, the war was finally over. The Korea Demillitarized Zone (DMZ), a 2.5-mile (4.0 km) wide buffer zone between the two Koreas was created but you can still tell that the two sides still give each other the cold eye.

Like how North bombed South like a few days ago.

Yeah okay I don't really care.

#KEEDING.

In 48 states, prisoners are not allowed to vote; however, they are allowed to run for OFFICE!

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Y U NO READ MY BLOG?

2010-11-23T14:16:00.000+08:00

www.fuckyeah-y-u-no-guy.tumblr.com

Hillarious.

“Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!” was originally known as “Mysteries Five” and later, “W-Who’s S-S-Scared?”

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Badass.

2010-11-23T12:37:00.001+08:00

Hahahahaha, woke up with a headache today.

Yesterday I went swimming with Andrea and Mark, although we did little swimming, all we did was run around in the water and stuff. Yeah so no surprise I only lost 0.02kg in like 2 and a half hours. Sigh.

Yeah you got that right I didn't get no tan, FML.

Speaking of swimming, look at this li'l guy. Its so awesome. I heard about it like 3 years ago but I couldn't find any pictures of it, okay check it out.

This is kewl because I don't know whether they share a heart, and you may be asking lots of questions like whether it has 2 brains and the meaning of life itself.

Yeah kthxbai.

Stewie from Family Guy IS gay, and his mother Lois is Jewish.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Tub of Cheese.

2010-11-21T20:38:00.000+08:00

I hate it when people underestimate me. Thinking I'm easy to bully, thinking I don't understand. I give them a piece of my mind and tell them to shut the crap up. They listen. Ah, the power of violence, such that SuperNanny dosen't need to exist, kids should be hit and go through what I went through.

Went to see Norvan's cousins' puppy today, other than that my day was wasted.

The puppy was omfg cute though. Only 4 months old and it kept slipping on the smooth floor and falling down. Its name was Kaya.

IT WAS SOO FLUFFY!

But it was kinda aggresive running towards me like a bull and chewing on my white rubber Crocs. Then it fell -.-"

When you rubbed its tummy it would try to bite your hand. When you patted it on the head it would try to bite your hand. When you do nothing it would... well yeah you get the idea.

So damn bloated I drank Oreo Ice-blended then went to KFC and ate Snackers then went home to eat dinner then BOOMZ.

After dinner went to Facebook and stuff... OMG I JUST REMEMBERED MY BACKYARD MONSTERS ARMY IS READY!

BRB.

Ok back. Anyway on Facebook my stupid stalker talked to me like crazy and she was like

hi. hi. hi. hello. hi.hello. please reply.

OMG IT WAS SO IRRITATING. Anyway I'm damn bored today, and I wonder why did I look forward to this holiday at the start of this year. Haiz...

My show is on Thursday! I think I will be in it! Catch it on Okto tthis Thursday at dunno what time! xDxDxD IF I SAW MYSELF ON TV I THINK I WOULD FAINT.

Ok I'm so lame today I guess I would just relieve you of your misery.

The Sun reverses its polarity every 11 years.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

FOREVER WELL-KNOWN

2010-11-20T18:53:00.001+08:00

I still remember one time this year when a random stranger from my school talked to me on Facebook cause she had heard about me even though I had NEVER spoken to her before.

Lazylazy. Nothing to do, awaiting for Thai food to come running to me and realising how much they need me. They're obviously paid to like me. Screw life. Screw Soviet Russia.

Okay that made no sense at all.

A HUGRY LEON IS AN ANGRY LEON. GRRR.

Is tonight a full moon? If it is, and I have not eaten dinner by the time it comes out, please chain me up.

Road traffic in 76 countries, territories, and dependencies drives on the LEFT side.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Retarded ttm

2010-11-20T12:50:00.000+08:00

You don't realise how much God hates you until you eat Salt and Vinegar chips and the seasoning goes all over your wound. Then you have to wash your hands with soap.

URGH.

Woke up early and stuff, watched finished One Piece season 1, then went down to eat lunch. Had macaroni which iLike, but then again it also had mushrooms and vegetables and meatballs, once again God must hate me.

Bloody hell.

Andrea came back and started hollering about U-KISS, which she stalked at the airport for 1 whole day yesterday, gosh I feel sorry for you U-KISS.

Go view her blog and see for yourself: http://www.thenewsdiary.blogspot.com/

Hehehehehehe. Wrote finish my letter for Naim, just that I don't have any stamps on me, boohoo. I'm trying to find my stamp collection now and see if there are any new stamps in there to hack. :D

Anyway I'm feeling really bored ohwell guess I'll just watch Season 2 now.

Salted duck eggs tastes just awful. But Awlfully Chocolate tastes rather good, though.

The most dangerous city in America is Camden, New Jersey.

Pancakes are Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Nothing to do~

2010-11-20T10:36:00.000+08:00

NINJAS CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU'RE LATE.

The largest chocolate bar in the world weighed 9,702 pounds.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Tireeed~

2010-11-19T22:23:00.000+08:00

Spent like 3/4 of my day not at home today.

Went to Prize-Giving Ceromony with Mumster in the morning, from 7.15am to 10.45am it was quite boring :O

Guest of honour was Mr Chin Yi Zhuan, our ex-student and now the Assistant Director (SEA), Ministry of Transport. He gave us the speech and all, then Mrs Singh did the same, and Head Prefect Karen Angeline Dimaano Cuison too.

Just breezed through the entire ceromony, clapped and clapped till my hands turned red, then when it was my turn just shook hands with Mr Chin and bowed and then finished. They gave us $12.00 book voucher that I can use for my textbooks cause its Pacific Bookstore one :)

Guess who played the violin at the ceromony? GUESS GUESS! IT WAS... ELLIOT!!!

Karmen says Elliot's tuxedo veh cute o.O

Anyway, after the entire torture process we went down for refreshments. I've been to Prize-giving Ceromony 4 times already (P1, P2, P3 , P4) so I know which food naise mah. I immediatly chop the cheesecake and steal the eclairs. Yumyum. I go and take away bee hoon for De Kai since we told De Kai to not eat lunch but turned out that he needed to.

So anyway walked to Kar Jun's house, climbing up the hill was damn shiok, cos it was really tiring. Heckcare lah, I just tell myself to KEEP GOING! Was going to Kar Jun's house for a parteh.

Zen found a dried (dead) frog on the floor in front of their main gate and Kar Men totally freaked out when she saw it (in case you were wondering, Kar Men is Kar Jun's twin sister). It was like preserved, its body was in mint condition and when you kicked it over, it felt hollow and its colour and pigmentation were all perfect. SWEET.

First when we reached the house everyone stopped to oogle at it cause it was really big, but I've went to his house like 4 times already so it didn't affect me.

Inside the house, Kar Jun and Kar Men took a bath first, while me and Zen and all just played Pool together. They have a mini-Pool table in their room :D

After that Zen and Kar Jun went back to school to fetch De Kai, while I searched for Kar Men's secret diary which is like said to contain lotsa juicy awesome secrets. So far I know that its

It is pink in colour
It is in the room
It is heart-shaped

Yeah, but eventually I failed cos I couldn't get it.

Kar Jun and Zen took and awfully long time and when the came back like an hour later they said De Kai showed up late and couldn't climb up the hill cause he was damn tired. Lolwut? Actually I can understand. He lives at Feng Shan, needs to walk all the way to Bedok. If it was me I would be half-dead. Plus he was carrying a bag.

Ok so watched a movie and played Pool while waiting for Victor to arrive at 1pm. We watched Monster vs Aliens but in the end we ended it half-way through cos it was too lame.

Victor and his brother Jovin finally arrived so we played hide-and-seek like yayy. Then we ate some noodles Kar Jun's maid had prepared for us. Delish.

Played Marco Polo, and when it was De Kai's turn we all hit him with plastic balls until he turned PISSED. Then we strapped on some Boxing Gloves and played boxing for funn :)

Played Pool (AGAIN) and some card games then we decided to like just gossip.

Yayayayayayayyaa, gosipped until it was 4.45pm then I needed to go hooooooomeeee.

So yeah it was pretty awesome. Wrote this rap!

So this is the part where we bid farewell
Thinkin' of you and wishin' you well
Cause every night I lie on my bed
Thinkin' of all the good times we've had
I've got all out pictures stored in my camera
Take them out sometimes just to remember
All the good times we've had together
Stuffin' our faces with PastaMania

And if roses are red
And violets are blue
Then what would I be
Without you
I'll be, what I am today
Writing this rap with much dismay
And I know I'm all telling lies
I can't admit it but at the same time, I can't deny
And maybe right now you cannot see
But deep inside, 143.

The worlds fastest roller coaster is Formula Rossa at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Ouchie.

2010-11-18T19:48:00.001+08:00

Pictures of my cuts! :D

On the left, the window pane cut. On the right, the broom one. (Broom one is epic.)

The purpose of our eyebrows is to keep moisture from running down into our eyes.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

SCHOOL IS SOOOOOO OUT.

2010-11-18T14:43:00.000+08:00

Ohhhh booyah :D

At the com lab now at school, its exactly 11.30am now :) BEEN SAVING ALL MY BLOGGING POWER FOR THIS POST!! :D

Will miss school man, love ya BGPS :'(

Ok, so went to school as usual, went up to the hall early for no reason, talked to Xian You about random stuff. Then listened to assembly, damn boring.

After that when to class, and I hit my thumb against the window and borrowed from Sherman a plaster, then laughed like crazy cause Mrs Wee (Dodo) was making a hilarious face and she was kinda pointing the middle finger in the middle of class when she wanted silence and all. Was too late to take a photo :(

THEN THE MOST HILLARIOUS ROFLCOPTER PART: SHE GO SIT NEXT TO SHE WHO SHOULD NOT BE NAMED. BWAAHAHAHAHAH.

Ok then went to the Promotion Day thingy which was fail, cause from now onwards instead of making two rows vertically, we now do it HORIZONTALLY. I know right. Wth.

Next went to recess, since it was last day I ate noodles, which is like what I eat most of the time in school, then quenched my thirst with our school's famous Milo (Y)

Ran around the entire school, cos I needed to capture the school's scenery cos I will miss it during the hols :(

After that just like talked in class, then made a GIANT black Nakaruma Lock when Mr Suriyadi took down the papers from the notice board. It could fly!!! :D But Mr Suriyadi scolded us lah.

Got our class photo, will upload it sometime. I looked quite okay lah. Kai Kiat screwed up cause he blinked in the formal shot :P

-Gtg, another class coming to use com lab-

Ok here I am again at home and its 2.25pm. Ahhh went to school with only my pencil case and report book and came back with tons of stuff.

NO HOLIDAY HOMEWORK!!!

Tomorrow gotta go to school for Speech Day, gotta be boring but after that I'm going to Kar Jun's house :D Yayayayyaayay.

So after I went out of the com lab we just played arround the class and the teacher didn't give crap. After that he announced that we gotta clean the class and we kinda tried to protest but it failed. Elliot kept on playing his violin, and it sounded like platypuses having a crap all at once. IT WAS DAMN ANNOYING!!!

Anyway we kinda just cleared up the class, and btw I got TWO plasters on my hands now, on my left hand there's one on my thumb, and on my right hand there's one on my index. Ok, so the thumb one was cos I was like swinging my hands around and you can post this on http://www.failblog.org/ but I hit the window pane and I got a cut. SHUT UP DON'T LAUGH >:(

Second one was when I was cleaning the class, I was sweeping the floor and I gripped onto the broom too tightly and the friction pulled my skin off. I didn't notice and continued sweeping cos the broom was pushing against my finger so it was applying pressure= I can't feel a thing. It was until I passed the broom to De Kai, then it hurt like CRAP. I almost cried man, cos when I put the plaster it was even more pain. But it was okay after that :)

Then Elliot continued playing his violin and I'm like UGHH. The conversation was kinda like this:

Me: Ok, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Elliot Kok!

Class: *Clap clap*

Elliot: SCCCCREEEEEECH! DIDIDIDIDIIDIDSCREECH!!!

-2 hours later..._

Elliot: SCREEEEEECH!!!

Me: Oh god, I got it, he's trying to impress Chloe but she's not here so he just goes on and on.

Class: CHLOEEEEEE!

Haiz it was damn annoying.

Ok so then we counted down to the end of school and when the bell finally rang everyone like all screamed and shouted. For me, I kind of like got drunk and was going around singing, "We wish you *stagger* a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Chr- *cough*-iiismast! We wish you..."

Yeah.

And I'm so jumpy I can't believe I survived another school year! Will miss all my friends and BGPS and school food and all that during the holidays! ;(

Really tired, with a sore throat and all, I'm still screaming on facebook, posting on others walls, and just being really happy :)))

SO COME ON AND PARTEH!

The E in eBay actually stands for Echo.

Have a happy holiday <3,
LeWorn :)

Forever alone.

2010-11-17T13:58:00.000+08:00

Happy Hari Raya Haji to all readers! :)

So I have nothing to do since it's Hari Raya Haji and I don't celebrate it so ohwell. Nobody's online and I have to resort to talking to myself here on this miserable blog. Sigh.

So woke up and ate lunch, fried rice and luncheon meat again, heck I hate facing it every lunch. Went to the bedroom and found Debs sleeping. Went down and saw Mark and Andrea watching TV on the couch. I was like "Hey hey," and they ignored me; FOREVER ALONE.

Then here am I, still in my PJs, visiting random tumblrs and blogs, with Debs just waking up, PES 2011 still downloading, and I just remembered that I forgot to brush my teeth.

I prefer Wednesdays in school.

And tomorrow's teh last day of school so I'm gonna miss all of my friends, and God must hate me cos all of my best friends are going to 5-2 instead of my class 5-1.

NAIM. Y U NO SEND ME LETTER?

Been a week already so there. Your argument is invalid.

So blablabla. Freaking bored and can't wait to receive my class photo cos this year is the best yet and I specially ordered a large formal picture for rememberance's sake. Just realised the bigger the picture, the crappier the quality. Yay.

Got back my report card, but just forgot to sign it, and I gotta do it today since the deadline's tomorrow.

Going to prize-giving on Friday to receive my prize for getting Best in English cos my English topped the level with 92.5 :D

So yeah, continue trolling and enjoy your Hari Raya guys :))) <3

P!nk was only 15 years old when her mother threw her out of the house.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

FREAKK

2010-11-15T14:52:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone, Smith Issupercool here reporting from UK. Today was awesome :)

First of all, school today was practically doing nothing because I don't know why but anyways we just sat in class and plaayyyyedd. BAD NEWS WAS THAT I PLAYED TO MUCH AND GOT A STIFF NECK.

Sigh.

Watched Shrek yesterday, freaking hillarious. Gingy is soo adorable :) I like the part where Prince Charming asked Pinocchio where Shrek was since he can't lie and Pinocchio was talking really complex like "Well, I can't say I wouldn't know because I would more or less...." And Prince Charming was like

Yeah.

Naim STILL hasn't sent me the letter he was supposed to send me like 5 days ago but I'll wait. Damn.

Neh mind, once he writes to me he shall find out how slow I write.

TRY THIS: It is impossible to breathe and swallow simultaneously.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Biology ftw.

2010-11-13T11:25:00.000+08:00

Ok so today I went to the Science Centre from 7.30a.m. to 5.30p.m. and it was really funnnnnn. Altogether there were 4 parts in the entire trip and they were about Biology, Sound, Physics, and Digital shit.

Biology one was awesome cos I <3 bio and I don't know why but I'm quite good at it. Don't ask me why, I just knew that the insect in front of me was a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach and that weird hopping insect was a cricket.

Anyway the rest was just normal, lectures lectures and more lectures.

The next part was the Sound lecture. Its just boring. Plain boring. Sound travels in waves, made by vibrations, blablabla.

Physics one was kewl, even though I don't like Physics, but this one was about PAPER AIRPLANES!!! There were these DAMN AWESOME planes and I really liked one that looked like a gear and it would just roll in the air while it falls to the ground. The really cool thing was that if you pushed air gently to it while its falling down, like just by putting a book behind it and walking, it would REMAIN IN THE SAME POSITION. WHAT IN THE FLYING SHOE. But it was really hard to maintain it, so usually you could only go for about 8 seconds.

And they taught us how to make this plane called the Nakaruma Lock, which basically looks like your usual paper airplane but its a bit different. The Nakaruma Lock was simple to make, and it could fly pretty far if you folded it properly. And if you folded the back of the wings up, for example, The plane woud last longer cos it would actually climb up while its flying. But if you folded it down, the plane would do the opposite. Also, if you folded the back of the plane left, it would swerve to the left while flying and vice versa.

To find out more about paper airplanes and how to fold them, check out this website: http://www.thepaperairplaneguy.com/

Next we had the Digital part, which was one of my favourites. We went into this computer lab, and there were computers, four back-to-back on one table, and they could be locked and unlocked by the teacher, which was kind of irritating cos he did it whenever we were noisy.

The class was about Adaption, and it was awesome cos this teacher used Ben 10 as an example, you know, like if Heatblast was at the North Pole it could NOT survive, and so on. He also taught us about how each Ben 10 alien resembled a REAL animal, and that animal's special features which were used for survival in their harsh habitats. Ripjaws resembled the Deep Sea Anglefish and the shark, and stuff.

After that we got to play SPORE which is a really awesome game that I had coincedentally asked my friend to lend to me today. We took photos of our creatures and had them printed and took them home as a souvenier.

The trip was really awesome, and the bus journey from Jurong to Bedok takes 1 hour so we could just play and talk with our friends, hell yeah.

Recycling a 3 foot stack of newspapers can save one whole tree.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Battling with optimism.

2010-11-11T12:32:00.000+08:00

Morning.

Today no school cos of Admin Day! :)
Seriously, nothing to do since Naim HAS school.

Played computer the entire of yesterday!
Which increases my chances of getting myopia.

Webcammed Naim which was damn shiok. He showed me his wallet and all. I showed him my crappy no-camera phone.
The sound system was spoiled, I couldn't hear him so what's the point.

And he taught me some neat signals!
The accidental middle finger isn't neat.

And now that Wurmple's dead I don't have to take all the trouble to feed and water it, which means less work!
Until I get mobbed by my class tomorrow.

I can occupy myself now with blogging so I don't have to feel bored! :)
Then again I could occupy myself doing my Science homework.

Oh.
Get real.

Sigh...

You can determine the temperature by counting the number of chirps made by crickets.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

R.I.P Wurmple~

2010-11-10T17:02:00.000+08:00

DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO WURMPLE. PASSED AWAY TODAY AT AROUND 12.10A.M IN MY HANDS FOR AN UNKNOWN REASON. :(

Veh depressed don't talk to me.

Today went shopping with Mumster and Ann and Mark. Needed to buy stuff for Mark's graduation night. Bought some stuff for myself, like a pair of black skinny jeans and a Myuk US$1 wallet which is my reward for being awesome in exams.

So yeah, freak my stalker (She Who Should Not Be Named/ XLL/ Her/ The Dark Lord) added me on Facebook so SHIIIIIIIIIT.

Yeahhh, we shopped the entire day and went to Starbucks shitass cappucino there damn shiok seyy. Takopachi ftw too. Bought my wallet, then went shopping and came out with nothing (as usual) and left cos I convinced Mumster too cos I suspected Wurmple was dead, which turned out to be true :(

Btw, my views dropped yesterday so I guess majority of you can't figure out this dumb blog.

And Facebook is goooooood. Heck yes it is.

A woman has legs that weigh 286 pounds.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Heyhey

2010-11-09T19:14:00.000+08:00

Okay, so you were smart enough to figure out this blog.

Ah well.

Today I went to Woon Cher's house :) Play PES 2011 and Wild Ones there but didn't have alot of time cos wasted time eating lunch and walking to Woon Cher's house cos we couldn't take the shortcuts cos it was raining :(

PES IS DAMN FUN I WANNA GET ONE!!! It costs only S$6 PLUS THE GRAPHICS ARE DAMN REALISTIC.

But of course its pirated luh.

It is 2011 so its new and stuff and I wanna get one so I have to be good for the rest of the month. Btw, updates on my results:

MA OVERALL: 86/100
MT OVERALL: 90/100
OVERALL POSITION: #8

I improved by 3 positions but still get scolded cos I NEVER GET GOOD ENOUGH! Walaowei, top 10 good enough already what :(

Okay, so gonna get new wallet cos I get 90 for MT, which means I am offered the option 4S1H, which means I can take Higher MT.

Awesome eh ^^?

Veh happy now, can play entire day. Thursday still can go to Kar Jun & Kar Men's house for a party, and that will be more epic than today cos their house is 3 storeys (around freakingawesomebig metres tall) and there are lots of people coming.

Ok so yeah Backyard Monsters had this new patch and the updates are so cool cos level 7 Town Hall looks really good and the new monster is cute and strong :D

Hitler's troops used METH.

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

Its not my fault you SUCK!

2010-11-08T12:15:00.001+08:00

URRRGH.

Okay, in the com lab at school now. Thank god half the class is at the classroom doing some test so we are here instead of revising through some stupid EXAM PAPER.

Well facebook is kinda blocked now, omg dammit some people's computers are NOT blocked which kinda makes me feel like stabbing them in pure jelousy. Yes. PURE JELOUSY.

This is like me saying, "I bet your computer doesn't have TWITTER! Wanna switch coms?" "Uh... no." *facepalm*

Spent 20min doing random shit on Youtube and Google searching on methods on how to hack into your school's security system or how to use facebook in office/school when blocked. EVEN OUR SCHOOL BLOCKS PROXY HEAVEN.

That's like a website to like, duplicate websites when blocked and stuff that I found out today I think.

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU SUCK!

More Happeepill Shows? Go to happeepill.com

But seriously this is funny shit.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

Bleah :P

2010-11-07T13:49:00.000+08:00

Harrroo~

My stomach's hurting and my fart constantly fly like a G6~

Anyway thinking of making a tumblr now cos my stalker found out of this blog, and wth she could be reading this right now so FREEEAAAAAAAKK~ GET THE HELL AWAY NOW.

Ok.

So yesterday went to the library, cos I was just playing computer peacefully when Andrea like just said that we should go to the library so heck.

On the way, stopped at KFC and bought Snackers meal, omfg good cos they gave a genorous serving and then at the mall bought MOAM to share, and for that I owe Mark $0.40

After we met Stephanie to give her her assesment book or whatever, I don't really know because I don't really care.

Went to the hawker center, Stef ordered chicken rice to eat so we ate some of her's even though I was bloated from the day before.

So now you know why I have stomach cramps.

Reached the library, read some good books like this awesome riddle book, and it was really interesting.

Like there were 2 fathers and 2 sons at a river fishing. After a while, all of them caught a fish each. There was three fish with them altogether went they reached home. No fish were released. 2 fathers, 2 sons. How is it possible that there were 3 fish caught?

Try it out, put your answer at the tagboard.

Then went searching for this book I wanted but they did not have it so yeah :(

Borrowed some nice books, went out and gosh it was raining. Luckily we bought our umbrellas but you don't know how stupid those strings with buttons instead of velcro to keep the umbrella closed are until you're caught in a sudden rain.

Then took the bus back, AND ATE DINNER. NOOOOOOOOO~

So yeah.

The world’s tallest house of cards was over 25 FEET tall.

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

coughcough

2010-11-06T13:30:00.000+08:00

I like how in my blog, grammar, spelling and punctuation is always correct.

Having a bad cough :'(

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

Tiring day.

2010-11-06T09:53:00.000+08:00

Ok people here am I.

November 4th actually had 79 page views and that's really awesome so thx :)))

So yesterday was soooo madness. Woke up and went straight to the computer and television, helped Andrea with her crappy essay then I received a call from UNCLE CHIN!!!

So anywayy my cousin just got his driving license and wanted to bring us out for a spin to his house which is really awesome, because there I can actually walk up the staircase without making a creaking noise.

Epic reference to my termite-infested house. Yayy.

We ate lunch before we went there, and when we reached the house one round of laksa down the hatchet dammn. Damn bloated.

MANGO PUDDING THERE WAS OMFG GOOOD!

My stomach was one-toothpick-poke-away from bursting but heck.

Anyway yeah we chatted and took pics and stuff and all my relatives were there so yeah. Then my aunt sent me home and I was so full and tired then I was forced to eat a plate of claypot rice for dinner. Oh great.

I was soo sleepy I didn't even bother to bathe. (Yes, welcome to my life.) Woke up and bathed and here am I, blogging and having a stomach ache.

IMMA SNORLAX, I ONLY EAT AND SLEEP LIKE AMERICANS.

WAD.

Ok fine that was racist. Sue me.

The longest non-classical recording is over five years long.

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

Happy Deepavali~

2010-11-05T12:49:00.000+08:00

ZOMFG BLOG REACHED 54 VIEWS YESTERDAY THX FOR YOUR SUPPORT GUYS :)))

Hellyeah.

So today's Deepavali so I haz no school which is both epic and fail which is win :D

Okkkk so like just had lunch damn bloated now and blablabla and so on.

I did an epic thing like yesterday right after I updated my blog. Read last post about the Zhe Hao thingy first (below).

So I'm damn pissed cos he continues spreading rumours about me and DeKai so we thought up of one evil plan kekekekekeke.

Ok so Zhe Hao created this group on facebook called D-Lz and it only had me, DeKai and Zhe Hao in it so what's the point. The group literally didn't have any posts in it which was kinda FAIL but anyway, I logged into facebook then I went to the stupid group page (btw, the group is a secret group so once again, what's the point) and typed "This group sucks". Then I added every single student in BGPS to the group and left it.

Well, Zhe Hao has to choose between deleting the group or deleting every single other guy in the group but anyway if he does that he'll be the only person in the group so I strongly advise him to do the first option.

Anyway I still haven't asked Ian about Wurmple but if its DEAD Zhe Hao would be FAIL.

So bye guys, <3 y'all and keep reading! ;D

The first cars did not have steering wheels.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

MySuckishLife.

2010-11-04T16:33:00.000+08:00

HEY PEOPLE.

if a fat vegeterian guy walks up to you and asks you to buy a manga book called D-Lz, kindly punch his chubby face and change it in the name of justice.

Yes I have officially fallen out with Zhe Hao.

It all started during recess, see. Zhe Hao spotted this caterpillar and it was yellow with spikes (looked more like hair) so nobody dared to touch it cos it looked poisonous. Being awesome, I went up to it and it crawled onto my hand. Guess it liked me :)))

So we named it Wurmple. (A name of a caterpillar in Pokemon.)

So nobody else dared to touch it and I held it until Elliot took an empty water bottle (out from the dustbin, and of course yes he DID wash it throughly) and put Wurmple in it. So we took it up and battled for the custody of Wurmple. I know its kinda stupid but wait till you read the next paragraph.

Zhe Hao is an animal lover so of course he wanted to keep it in his house but everyone disagreed because he pukes frequently (so we were scared Wurmple would drown). Anyway in the end we gave it to Ian.

Ok chopchop, later I walked to his table and he was drawing our manga. Then he told me "From now onwards you will do the story YOURSELF. I wanna give myself less work." Naturally I was pissed off so I told HIM:

"I wanna give myself even less work. Bye I'm quitting loser."

Anyway I figured that our manga wouldn't sell cos like who would want to buy a hand-written manga made by 3 goofy kids?

So DeKai quit too, like in your face Zhe Hao. It was MY story, so I told him that he couldn't use it since I have quit. He was like no reaction then he said, "I don't CARE, I'M STILL GONNA USE THE STORY."

And I was like copyright infringment lah wth.

So Zhe Hao made this "Hate-o-meter" and me and De Kai got the first in the hate list, and Zhe Hao started spreading rumors about us. Asshole.

Then I overheard he and Ee Long talking and Zhe Hao said, "When I'm done, I'll give you a free copy of my manga." And what's the point if your gonna give them for free?

Anyway without DeKai he doesn't have a printer or scanner, so every 10 persons who buy that stupid comic, he has to write it 10 times. And nobody else will invite him to their house just to photocopy something. So good riddance.

I'll see how he'll cope without us cos without me he thinks up of a crappy storyline and without DeKai, bye-bye to the clothes design and printing. GOSH I can't believe he started all of this just because of one dumb caterpillar.

So anyway, today I got my Science and Chinese total results, and here goes:

SCIENCE: 88.5/100 but got some errors, if all goes well it'll be 91/100

MT TOTAL: 89/100 OMGGG LUCKYASS ME!

Pac-Man’s original English name was Puck Man.

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

Ladidadida~

2010-11-03T20:55:00.000+08:00

Ohhhh yeah hi guys.

This day is officially spent loafing around cos I have no homework to do so yeah. Blablablabla. Looking forward for tomorrow getting Science results and another round of entertaintment by people who cry over their results :)

All Band 1 so far yayyyy! Deb's treating me to something and omg I can tell. Thats so

like

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

Paper results~

2010-11-03T13:33:00.000+08:00

Welcome to another episode of

PANCAKECRAPPINESS

Yayyy. Fake enthusiasm pl0x.

So today I got back all of my exam results EXCEPT for Science which was taken yesterday. So I haven't told anyone yet, and I'm not planning to and I don't care if I'm writing it here cos nobody reads my blog anyway.

How much did you think I scored?
(Hint: I'm blogging godammit.)

I scored...
DRUMROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~~~~

MA- 92/100
MT-52.5/55 (Paper)
EL-59.5/64 (Paper) 16/16 (Oral) 17/20 (Compo) TOTAL: 92.5/100 (firrrst in claaass~)

An ostrich's EYE is bigger than its BRAIN.

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

Over exam is over, fail post is fail.

2010-11-02T14:59:00.000+08:00

Mhmm. Exams are damn freaking over and I cannot belive it.

WOOOT OMGGGGGG IT IS REALLY OVER ?!

Science paper sucked, mhmm. The questions like nobody teach one. Had to randomly try my best to put it in the most scientific and logically reasonable answer ever. But that question was only like 3 marks so
WHO CARES.
Right?

Rest of the paper is okay, and is water absorbed from DIGESTED or UNDIGESTED food when it passes through the large intestine? Answer in tagbox pl0x.

We played the entire day like lalalalalala and at 12 best of all we went to the com lab to plaaaay. Damn shiok, we play until 1 then go back to class and PLAYYYY SOMEEEEMORE until 1.30.

Oh yeaaah. Awesome day is awesome.

The melody to the national anthem of the United States came from a British drinking song.

Pancakes be awesome,
LeWorn :)

Its HALLOWEEN time!

2010-11-01T18:20:00.000+08:00

OH YEAH ITS HALLOWEEN BABY~

Halloween is always epic but its not when your neighbours are shops. I miss trick-or-treating dammit. Well as they say 1picture=1000words. 1000words+1000words=only 2pictures.

Hahaha. People say I look like Mr Mime :D

Anyway so this Halloween we dressed up as pretty sweet stuff and I was a vampire with fangs and spiderwebs on my head and... OKAY I KNOW MY VAMPIRE WAS A FAILURE SO SHUT UP. noob.

Oh god. This is boring hey guys guess what?
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RAT.

Hahahaha.

One in 5000 infants is born without an opening to its anus.

Pancakes are awesome <3,
LeWorn :)

EXAM AND MORE EXAM :(

2010-11-01T17:12:00.000+08:00

Oh dang its been exam after exam.

Yo guys mii is back. Yes. I'm calling myself mii now onwards cos this freaking Pokemon does so too. And I know it is totally random but its more epic cos mii likes pancakes and pancakes are awesome.

Ok. Back to the main topic. I am back because I have cleared 3/4 of my exams and they were all rather ok. Aiming for Band 1 gambatte to self~ ^^

Mii is working damn hard now on exams and manga and stuff that mii does and godammit stop asking me why I'm not using facebook.

Anyway it was really fun yesterday on HALLOWEEN cos we put face paint and all on my face and we bought awesome food and ate it all up cos we were actually planning to have a party but mii decided that nobody would actually come. Yayyy.

So darn it exams are really irritating cos what you study for never actually comes out and if you study all of them the paper will turn out to be easy. Sigh...

Have to get to 5-1 next year otherwise mii will get his ass kicked by mii's family.

Gawd the mii thing is pissing me off.

Okay so blablabla I'm not blogging all and I'm not dead like decomposing in a dusty cupboard. Sorry if I bothered you cos I'm just a normal guy trying to ace his exam so don't blame me :))

Sowwi for any inconvinence :'[

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Pancakes are awesome <3,
LeWorn :)

One Piece~

2010-10-21T15:46:00.000+08:00

So this is the anime I'm watching and the main source of information for my manga. Its pretty awesome, so yeah.

The story is about this li'l kid Luffy who sets out to beome the greatest pirate ever, like everyone else, and find the legendary treasure One Piece, which the greatest (executed) pirate (who had wealth, fame, AND power) Gold D. Roger "had left behind at that place" which is the Grand Line. With people from across the world all looking for the treasure, the world now enters the Grand Age of Pirates.

The Marines are like the Police Force trying to stop this Grand Age, and they set up wanted posters for dangerous pirates, which inspires bounty hunters who need Beli (currency).

So Luffy forms his own crew, The Straw Hat Crew (named after Luffy's straw hat, which was given to him by one of the greatest pirates and friend, Shanks Le Roux). The Straw Hat Crew started with only Luffy and Zoro, an ex-bounty hunter and one of the greatest swordsmen, second only to Hawkeye Mihawkm, who he repeatedly tries to defeat. Soon, the Straw Hat Crew evolves to a deadly crew, complete with awesome fighters, cooks, navigators, musicians, and snipers.

The crew consists of: Luffy (Captain), Zoro (Swordsman), Sanji (Fighter/Cook), Nami (Navigator), Brook (Musician), Tony Tony Chopper (Doctor), Franky (Engineer), and Nico Robin (Archaeologist).

Awesome eh?

Much loves <3,

LeWorn :)

Mark's birthday is coming yo~

2010-10-21T15:18:00.000+08:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

CHOCOLATE FUDGE BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE STRAWBERRY AND FRUUUUUUUIT~

Caculated at the start of the year that his birthday would be on my MT exam but turns out 'cos of PSLE Marking Days, it would be tomorrow.

Oh and of course, he didn't realise it till I pointed it out to him today. Muahahahahahaha.

All my workers in Backyard Monsters are busy and One Piece can't load so here I am yayyyy (Y)

Nobody in the house notices too and I'm not really gonna bother to tell them anyway simply 'cus Mark will remind them... REALLY FAST. Muahahaha. And I'm really excited because of the caaake~ I love you cake~ *Muacks*

So this really rocks. Btw, I was browsing on Facebook today and Norvan posted this really awesome website http://www.mangastream.com/ and it is like paradise to manga lovers especially to me cos I'm working on one right now. And currently my crew are done with the draft of Chapter 2. So check this website out.

Anyway I'm really boreed now will post soon, promise k?

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :))))))))))))))))))

I'm so happy you can tell.

2010-10-17T19:49:00.000+08:00

Hey guys tired weekend for me.

Friday was spent coming home exhausted from a crappy rugby day, I slacked at home and did some manga stuff while watching Mark's One Piece for inspiration. Did I tell you One Piece is addictive? Hahaha its Mark's nicotine now. He watches it every single minute of his Post-PSLE marathon. Its about pirates trying to find this legendary treasure (One Piece) that this dude Gold D. Roger left at the most dangerous place in the world called the Grand Line. Btw, its dangerous cos all the pirates swarm there and kinda cause a civil war or stampede if ships could stamp.

Irony.

Anyway its kinda linked to the manga I'm doing, you know like the storyline.

Soo yeah. Wah shit Ryan playing DotA next to me is damn irritating. The sound of The Scourge squealing as he gets owned by Black Arachnia is ringing in my head fresh. EEEEK WEEE~ "Our warriors blablabla" - Random woman in DotA.

Okaaaay. The only reason I have time to blog is cos in Backyard Monsters I just placed some monsters in my Hatchery and their currently hatching so yeah. It takes about ten minutes.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Cause I've told you once,

Now I've told you twice,

we gon' light this up,

Like its dynamite.

BOOMZ HEADSHOT SUCKER!

Debster's home!

2010-10-16T20:22:00.000+08:00

That's right! The fatty is back at home! She bought 2kg of bubblegum and other stuff that I dont care about!!! So now the living room is flooded with fake handbags and nail polish and now nobody can go in there.

Now I am not blogging so much 'cos I have to study for my exams (again) and in my remaining free time I draw a storyboard of a manga that I''m doing right now with my friends. All computer time usually goes to fb. Epic fail. Like that yo~

LOL.

Anyway the manga I'm doing is called D-Lz and its about fantasy and stuff blablabla. GG.com guys, gotta go!

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Sayin Ayyo~

2010-10-10T17:31:00.002+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 28

Todays date is freakin' 10.10.10. HELL YEAH.

Anyway today is one damn boring day. Wake up. Slack. Read book. Slack. Do research. Slack. Talk. Slack. Now playing com finally booyah :)

ORAL IS ON TUESDAY! Things I regretted doing:

Sucking at Oral.
Not revising for Oral.
Not paying attention in class.
Still sucking at Oral.
Playing computer, yes even right now.

Just realised yesterday was John Lennon's birthday, like yeah. Was viewing Naim's page when I saw this.

"‎"Happiness is a warm gun!" - John Lennon..HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN LENNON! :D Even though you are dead,so yeah R.I.P too. :(" -Ahmad Naim Lubis

Oh. I thought he was still alive :O

Anyway I did some research on him and realised that he was actually from the Beatles, which is probably like the SHINee of America in the '80s. Their fans were probably like K-Pop fans right now, like, "Her whisper is the Lucifer! Wooot!" You know, like this:

Except last time it was like THAT:

Haha. Catchy. Hey Juuuuude~ Don't let me down~

So R.I.P John Lennon! Or Happy B'dae or whatever :D

Gtg guys, gotta get back to playing Backyard Monsters now! *Spites Norvan and Naim* Kekekeke Ok bye dudez :)

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

3D Floors!!!

2010-10-08T21:45:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 27

Whoever made these, is one damn pro artist. This will burn your eyes @_@

Came across these at Naim's blog and freaked out sia xP

Debster Tribute

2010-10-08T21:22:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 27

DEBSTER TRIBUTE!!!

Exactly.

Your probably doing this as you're reading this.

My sister holds me tight
My sister kisses me goodnight
My sister knows when I’m mad
My sister helps me when I’m sad
My sister is so smart
My sister has my heart
My sister loves me lots
My sister ties the knots
My sister is here to stay
My sister I have until this very day
My sister I wish you well
My sister yes I can tell
My sister asked if I lied
My sister knows if I’ve cried
My sister has moved away
My sister is in my heart to and will always stay

TO DEBS:

What? You were expecting the cartoon kind? Pffft~

Supa lotsa love Muaachs <333,

LeWorn :)

School. Is. SOO. OUT.

2010-10-08T20:59:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 27

Woeii.

Just realised its just 3 more days to one MONTH of anti-Debster! OMG, didn't realise (and so did everyone. 'Cuz no one really cares). W00t!

Damn, practically can't use com nowadays its freaking studying for everyone. My new schedule is

Wake up.
School.
Relax.
Relax more.
Homework.
Sleep.

See? Damn lax right? My teachers like don't give crap that my Oral examinations are just like 4 days away on Tuesday. Their all, "Revise Oral during weekend okie? Now lets do a compo." So I think I'm gonna fail. And it dosen't help that my Chinese teacher will not be coming back to teach until Tuesday itself because she needsa go help out PSLE stuffs.

And Marks taking his PSLE ZOMG. I seriously don't belive it.

Now my new hobby at school is bullying Elliot the Horseface simply cuz he is a WIMP. Even worse than me, haha. He claims he's freaking in Aikido (which is a "non-competitive, non-violent sport) and is in like Blue-Silver belt. I thought there wasn't a Blue-Silver but what the hell.

Anyway once he tried to like attack me and he ran towards me and I was like "WUUUUUT." Then I grabbed his hands, chicken winged him and owned. Come and conquer.

Freaking hillarious. My new form of entertainment. Did I tell you he has epic faces? If it was possible to type it out they are like

>:llOD (His laughing face! xDxDxD)

>IO) ( His freaking blink! He blinks damn hard HAHA.)

OMG I think I am in love with Elliot. He's sooo epic.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Woeii.

2010-10-06T14:21:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 25

DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO MRS. LEE KUAN YEW, WHO PASSED AWAY PEACEFULLY ON 4 OCTOBER 2010 WITH HER HUSBND BY HER SIDE. WE WILL ALL MISS YOU.

Singapore has lost yet another pioneer T.T

Sorry to keep you guys waiting, BUT MARK HAS HIS PSLE AND I HAVE TO STUDY MYSELF OK >:(

Anyway its been damn crazy, exams are on Tuesday and I have tons of homework to do. The only computer time I can scrap up is then used to Facebook so I don't have time for Blogger. Will blog like, hmmm twice per week?

Today school ended early so I have some spare time. Its Mark's PSLE sia. Unbelievable? Believe it. (Hahaha. Thanks Ripley's for the awesome phrase :D)

School is pretty much the same, except its not. Our PE teacher Mr Wong has to go for NS re-training or something and soccer is pretty much reading in class now.

Blablabla.

I have freaking dizzy spells now and sometimes I walk half-way and I get it so I just stop in my tracks and people think I'm crazy. I think I am. Mumster says its 'cos of my low content of iron. Andrea says I have low blood pressure. So now I do the stuff that I always dont get to do just to raise it. Yeaaah.

Thats what I'm literally thinking.

Much loves <3,

LeWorn :)

Children's Day!

2010-10-01T14:12:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 20

Woot its Children's Day!

Although I doubt that YOU, Reader, is a child. Woke up like, 5min ago? Yawwwn. Wubba hell man. No one's at home except for Mark and me.

Damn lame day today, I predict. Everyone's having exams, Mark's gonna take his PSLE like next week, and I'll be studying alone when my exams come in 20 days. Oral's like next week and my teachers are so slow they are still hurrying to finish all the topics tested for SA2. Can't they like do it AFTER Oral? 'Cos I kinda suck at it.

Talked to Debs on MSN and Skype today. FINALLY. Thought something happened 'cos I haven't talked to her since God knows when.

Hahahaha. My friend called me today and like freaked out and said, "OMG THE LATEST POKEMON VERSION IS COMING OUT SOON! Pokemon Black & White GOGOGOGO!!! WOOT! HELL YEAH!"

Honestly people. Pokemon is getting racist. Pokemon Black & White is teaching children weird stuff. One day I heard this kid say, "Version White is WAY better than Version Black!" See! 100 years of Civil War turned into dust in 1sec.

Btw, I saw this on the Internet and I was saying, "WUUUT. Pokemon have real life one meh?" Wth.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Selamat Hari Kanak-Kanak!

2010-09-30T16:01:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 19

Hey wazza my awesome wubba-dubby readers and Happy Children's Day!

Today we had a CLASS PARTY!!! But it kinda sucked :P Give you a timeline to let you know what happened (like in Math, that irritating Time topic).

1st minute: 9 seconds after Mdm Shinah entered the room, Samuel walked towards her to show her the 'awesome sparkling juice' and guess what? CRASH. Nice work done, Sam.

3rd minute: Nobody volunteers to walk down to the 2nd storey to call the janitors. Nobody volunteers to clean up to. Samuel seems surprisingly quiet behind the table at the corner of the classroom :]

7th minute: In the end, the Secretary Ian had to walk to the General Office at the first floor to call for a mop/cleaner. He gets scolded by OM for 'spilling the drink'. At this moment Ian walks back up and gives Sam the evil eye.

8th minute: Yaaay. We boomzed a packet of Mamee which splatters onto Cara's table. Everyone blames Cara. After all, she's a woman.

9th minute: The janitor cleans up the sparkling juice and Cara and the other Ws clean up the Mamee. The party finally starts.

11th minute: By now already about 18 different people step on the wet spot which used to be the puddle of juice at the same time 40seconds after Madame tells them not to.

12th minute: People take turns to give out the loot. I get a globe, sweets, Oreo, lollipops, and Twistees. Hell yeah :)

17th minute: We bring out the surprise 2 for 1 Canadian pizzas. There's even a vegeterian one for the animal-lover Zhe Hao.

21st minute: The first (other than Sam's) sparkling juice is opened. Everyone crowds in front of the bottle and try to take back a souvenior cork. Meanwhile I'm the only guy who dosen't eat or drink, serving other people pizza and going around like "Cheese or chilli on your pizza?"

22nd-27th minute: More juice are boomzed as I multi-task between talking to my friends, serving juice, serving pizza, and putting spices on them :( No fair.

30th minute: I finally crack and give ALL of my presents (except for the globe) to my friends. See how good I am!

42nd minute: Kar Jun makes history by being the first ommivore to eat a vegeterian pizza. He say it tastes like deer crap. Wth.

50th minute: Mr Ng and the other teachers bring out the Children's Day presents. I kept Mr Ng's file and donated the rest to my friends (again -.-).

60th minute: Finally the party is over and guess who cleans up? ME! I'm starting to be a woman. Lessons resume with 3 periods of Science.

So guess who gave away his pizza, juice, gifts and sweets? ME!!! URGH.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Children's Day!

2010-09-29T14:05:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 18

Wazza.

Thats the new trendy greeting in my school. Like "WAZZZZZZZAAAAAAA LEON!"

So anyway. In case you don't know, Children's Day is coming on Monday! And I'm soo excited 'cos my class will have a class party that will take up god know how many awezum periods. And then at the last two periods there will be a school concert. Woot~

Not that I'm looking forward to it. Just 'cos that means I can kiss two periods of Maths goodbye :]

Anyway, today school ended 1 hour early at 12.30pm! I <3 contact time meetings (Y) Screwed around 'cos Mumster was only coming to pick us up 1 hour later at 1.30pm. Played retarded stuff with Mark, classmates, and two P3 dudes who were my classmates' siblings.

Mamamia.

Kekekeke. During the last two periods of today, which were English, we went to the com lab to do some ICT ComicLife program. Since the last session, I already finished the entire thing with Victor. So Madame (My EL teacher) let us PLAAAAAAAAY.

Hahahaha, too bad Victor ain't have no Facebook account. He was watching me play, and looking damn jealous. Naaaaw.

But other than that, The day was pretty normal.

3 WEEKS since Debster go Zhong Guo. Can you belive it?! Two more weeks! Just in time for my SA2s!

And I fixed my tagboard up. So now just click on the arrow on the bottom right of the myPod and there it is.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Eggtastic.

2010-09-26T13:54:00.001+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 15

Two hours of exhausting torture. Thats how I call it. View Andrea's blog for info and pics: http://www.thenewsdiary.blogspot.com/.

Anyway when it was finally done, Andrea was freaking ecstatic. Like spam photo yo. Speaking of ecstacy, that brings me to my next topic...

中秋节. Mid-Autumn Festival.

On Wednesday Norvan came over with Gover and then we go lantern-walk with glowsticks on our necks. But most of the time we were playing with Gover and Ryan was asking Norvan how to make it bark 'cos it dosen't at all. Actually I suspect it's mute =]

Anyway Gover was damn obedient. You say, "Gover, sit." And he sits. Then you stroke his head and back with a 'good boy' and say, "Gover, down." And he lies down which is damn cuteeee :) In the middle of walking Gover saw a cat and like tried to chase it but me, Andrea and Mark scared the cat away while the two machos Ryan and Norvan pulled Gover away. Fawsome.

DON'T FORGET THE DRUNK DUDE! Muaaahahahahaha. After that this guy walked over and started touching Gover and Norvan stood there and stared at him and I guess he had the same thought at me which was like

He was like Mamamia-ing over Gover and stroked him while saying, "Lab is it?" And Norvan replied, "No, Golden Retriever." And I was like FAIL.

Anyway he talk talk talk until he walk away and said, "See lah, I talk until now I forgot what I wanted to buy already." And walked on two steps before pausing there rubbing his forehead for 5min. Wubba the hell.

We kinda got bored after that and Norvan went back to give Gover water. After he got back Gover didn't really want to come back again so too bad. Then we just started playing random games like Marco Polo and Ice & Water before this dude came down and asked us to quiet down 'cos the people couldn't sleep and whatnot.

So at around 11p.m. we went back home and straight went to bed and screw this shit I couldn't wake up in the morning :(

By the way, there seems to be some problem with some of you about the tagboard. You guys can't find it. Okay, so below the Vodka for Breakfast title, you should see a 'Welcome to my blog' thingy about the fraction of my life. Click the arrow on the bottom right of that sign, and you should see a 'The webmaster' sign. Then scroll down somemore until the myPod Touch (the music player) and click on the bottom right arrow of it. Then scroll up, and Voila! My tagboard :D

Kthxbai.

Much loves <3,

LeWorn :)

Weekends are knocking on my door.

2010-09-24T15:45:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 13

Woeii.

Weekends are here! Yes!!! Finally have the time to use computer! And also, I have little homework!

Wubba hell it feels so relaxing. (I'm starting all my paragraphs with 'W' for no apparent reason.) Kekekekeke. Awesomez :)

What is with schools now ah? Always give so much homework on weekdays to torture us then rub a truckload of salt and lemon juice on the wound by giving us SO LITTLE on weekends. Hais.

Wait, I can't talk about school now. Its too pain :(

Waaaah, today damn shiok. In school time flew damn fast because of 4 things:

I am sooo addicted to this book 'Granny' by Anthony Horowits. I recomend it! I was like reading it all the time in class. Its about this evil Grandma >:D
Today half the day was occupied by Rugby, 'cos my school has CCA day, which means on Friday there is four periods of CCA. That's why my school also ends 30min later at 1.30p.m. :(
And the other five periods were occupied by two Math periods, two Chinese periods, and 3 English periods. I survived Maths. We wasted 45min in Chinese acting out some stupid Sun Wu Kong (Monkey King) script :) English had a period of silent reading (GRANNY!) 'cos we had to wait for some classmates to carry some books up before we could start class.
I was looking forward to ending school so I could eat Burger King with Mumster.

Woah. Been two weeks since Debster left. Wonder hows she doin' (Debs please do not reply with DOIN YOUR MOM.) Ok, nothing else. ByeBye!

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Meh~

2010-09-22T14:23:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 11

Awesome pic I found on Naim's tumblr. Nothing to do now so nothing to blog :(

Anyway today school ended early at 12.30 p.m. so yeah. Wasting my time. Oh and we had a fire drill today 'cos we failed the earlier one. Sucks. We NEARLY failed this one too but we were like lucky so we don't have to do this stupid thing again. Haiz.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

"Why do we assemble in the FIELD?! Don't they know know like grass BURNS easily? Why the FIELD?! I swear there's gonna be a stampede when everyone rushes out of the only other exit when a REAL fire happens. Damn. Stupid principal." -Toh De Kai

Pokemon!

2010-09-21T16:13:00.000+08:00

Random Pokemon shit.

LOL.

Meh.

Source: http://www.fuckyeahpokememe.tumblr.com/

Much loves <3,

LeWorn :)

Back in school :]

2010-09-21T16:05:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 10

Ohmygosh finally at school today! Damn tired 'cos I had to freaking entertain our Minister for Education, Dr Ng Eng Hen.

Wasn't even briefed for it 'cos I was absent yesterday. GOSH.

Anyway it was like pretty screwed up since we had PE during second period and Minister Sir came at like seventh period. So my shoes looked like crap when he came. And I accidentaly wore my old shoes to school today so there was like a piece of rubber flopping around.

Damn.

Bleaaahhh. Today Mr Ng didn't come so a sub had to come to teach us Math instead. I had to learn from my friends 'cos I was absent yesterday when we touched on our new topic. Forgot what it was though xP

So De Kai was like damn scared and this is what our conversation was like:

Me: Waah. Mr Ng never come leh. Relive teacher sia! Woot!

DK: Walao. Shit. I hope its not Mrs Ong.

Me: Why?

DK: She scewed up my Fractions sia. That time I damn good at it then she come in and mess up my mind so now I completely suck at Fractions.

Me: Ok......

How does some one 'mess up your mind'? o.O

The truth behind Pokemon D/P. Lawl. That pretty much messed up my mind.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

ImBack

2010-09-20T12:51:00.001+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 9

Hi.

Thousand apologies for not updating the past few days. Was busy preparing for my Word Champs! TV debut yesterday.

Yes I was freaking in the Mediacorp studio. On TV. And guess what? I LOST.

I know, right?

So anyway, today didn't go school cos my stye that I got on Saturday got infected with pus. Like yeah. I got like pinched on the stye by my dad with a tissue paper and it hurt like stuffing an alive giant pirahna into your arse.

But don't wanna talk about that now.

Oooookkkaaaaaayyyy. I think that's about all. BYE READERS! :]

Much loves <3,

LeWorn :)

Wakakaka

2010-09-17T12:54:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 6

1 week since Deborah left home... Hmm. Wonder how she's doing. And Debs please tag me if you ever come here on the tagboard!

So anyway, woke up and like no-one's at home. Then found that my phone had like 5 SMSes and I couldn't reply 'cos I ran out of phone money. Anyway, wanted to buy a top-up card but saw that my piggy-bank was practically empty 'cos Andrea and all take my money like twice a week to buy chips. Doh.

And I don't care if Mumster put and extra $20 in the piggy-bank. You spend WAY more than that. So I have officialy hid my piggy-bank and you will never see it again ^^

Today Mark went to his PSLE listening compre and I guess that Ryan went for basketball, Andrea probably went for like school activities and Stef went to tuitian/studies (as usual).

Yeaah. Thats about all.

Much loves,
LeWorn :)

"Aiyah, listening compre damn easy one lah, I don't need to sleep so early one lor." -Mark Ong

PSLE starts tomorrow.

2010-09-16T15:17:00.000+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 5

Yes, that's right. The biggest examination is just about 20 hours away.

And Mark is eating Burger King. Fat pig. Tomorrow is his listening comprehension. That one damn easy. But I heard in PSLE the teacher is like practically rippin'. So dunno how much he should score.

Anyway, on the bright side, got quite little homework only! ^^ Like, I don't know, about 16 pages of overall work? Don't call me a nerd, people. Call yourself stupid.

So. Nothing really happened in school today, since today there were like 4 periods of Maths and nothing really interesting happens in Maths unless your teacher rips of his "face" revealing that he is an evil, hideous monster from Jupiter. Then he starts hopping around eating eraser dust on the floor.

I get a bit out of link when I'm bored :O

Gotta start on my e-learning today. Gotta finish like 10 assignments by the end of September. Or I'm gonna get my ass whooped by my teacher.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

P.S. Debbbzzzzzz, how much longer till you're coming back home? 'Cos

Randomness.

2010-09-15T20:55:00.001+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 4

Figure this out dudes :D

But wait!

FAIL. Ok, so wubba earth am I even doing. Dunno, felt random! :]

Much loves <3,

LeWorn :)

Booyah :]

2010-09-15T14:02:00.001+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 4

Yeaaaah. Today is just extremely epic.

Collected my Ultimate Frisbee bronze trophy at prize-giving today. Woot! And then immediately after that I went on to collect a second Best Diciplined Student for the month of August. What I have been aiming to get since Primary 2 :]

I don't know. I think I have been a pretty bad guy in August. Probably 'cos August has lotsa public holidays. YayWhopee :)

Anyway for soccer at school today we FINALLY played a match. Since yesterday Mr Chairman Samuel never come we now have an odd number of students in our class. And since I came to class late 'cos I needed to take photos for the school noticeboard, Woon Cher already partnered Victor.

And since Victor is ALSO my good friend, and since that I am in Mr Wong's good books, I get to play with two people now. But its a little bit unfair 'cos...

1. Woon Cher kinda sucks at soccer and 'cos we have 3 members, me and Victor team up together. And Woon Cher practically cannot get to the other end of the field. WeDominate :D

2. IT KINDA SUCKS AND ITS NOT FUN >:(

3. We have to pretend to not be good at striking and miss every shot in order for Woon Cher not to cry. But we couldn't really do that and still won him 2-0.

Anyway. Lame post today. Goooooooodbye awesomez readers!

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Awesome day :]

2010-09-14T15:21:00.001+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 3

Today is an awesome day :]

Firstly, school started off pretty well. Science period was spent just learning about Heat and Tempreture. PE was da best! Mr Wong told us that from now till the end of this year, we will be playing SOCCER!

And you know how addicted I am to soccer.

Damn awesome lor. I paired up with Woon Cher, and I pwned him with the skills I learnt with Baobei*. We played possesion game, which basically means two people stand in the field, one with the ball and one without it. The one without it will try to tackle the one with the ball and steal it.

Clear your mind, clear your mind.

The bad thing was that there was no courts, so we kept bumping into other people.

Then after that was Maths. Same thing as Science, spend 30 minutes revising the topic Time, did some pages of workbook, then done :]

English no prob. Madame changed Wen Ling to sit behind me at Kai Kiat's place and De Kai sat beside me. 'Cos Kai Kiat's optician says he can't sit at the back, and will be better if he sat somewhere in the radius of the class. (Is there such a thing?) Anyway I took the chance to move Wen Ling to the back 'cos I don't wanna sit next to her anymore. Now De Kai is beside me. YayWhoppee :)

I survived 2 periods of Chinese without getting scolded! Woohoo! *pats myself on my back*

Then 3 periods of English. Read a text about tsunamis, me and De Kai started our partnership by randomly shouting out "2012!" or "God's massacre!" in the middle of reading the text about natrual disasters.

So yeah. Talk to you guys next time!

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

*Baobei- An awesome purple plastic ball that emits an epic sound when bounced.

Back to school~

2010-09-13T15:46:00.001+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 2

Wah sei, my shoulders damn tired.

Well, better get used to it 'cos it's gonna feel like this for the rest of the term. That is, about 1 and a half month.

Haizz... Today school started. Damn sian. Mumster almost got called since I didn't bring my Math workbook but I was given a chance since I was absent on the day he gave it. AND I THOUGHT I FORGOT TO DO IT. Phew~ Better behave in class from now onwards or I will seriously get punished damn bad.

Anyway, last night Mark and Andrea told me that Mamamia died into jelly crap and I didn't belive them. So today I went to check for real. No fishes alive. ScrewMyLife. I hate fishes. Can't survive more than a month.

LAST NIGHT I FINALLY TALKED TO DEBSTER ON SKYPE! Shit I was damn excited. Debz gave me a virtual rub on the tummy. Ahhhhhhh~ *.*

But hell yeah I web-cammed with her. I asked her to bring drugs and vodka back home from China. Boy I hope she does :P

Anyway I totally spent the entire night talking to her and only slept at like 11pm. Wubba the hell I practically couldn't wake up in the morning. Couldn't even move at all.

Jeez, gotta go for tuition now. UGH. Talk to you guys later!

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Awesome Blogs

2010-09-12T17:58:00.002+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 1

Please view title -.-

Anyway some links you should visit.

Naim's evil tumblr: http://www.ineedacatchyurl.tumblr.com/

Deb's awesome blog: http://www.captainzebra.blogspot.com/

Andrea's freaking monster blog: http://www.thenewsdiary.blogspot.com/

Mark's fat newborn jell-o chicken blog: http://www.mouldy-pie.blogspot.com/
Yeaahhh. Doing homework now. Shit. Okay eating the chicken pie now that we bought from Starbucks. So byes!

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Debster~

2010-09-12T13:21:00.001+08:00

Days since Debs left home: 1

We miss you Deborah!!! WAAAAAHHHH~

Walaowei, wanted to watch the Man vs Wild that Deb transferred from the MacBook Pro to our Lenovo laptop but it could not load -.-

Anyway, remember the only two fighting fish fry which survived? Yeah, Mamamia and the other one. Well one died again. Haiz. Now only Mamamia is alive so if it dies I'm gonna freaking give up on mating fish again.

BTW! Yesterday we ate KFC Snackers for tea and Mark came home like hypervetilating or something and kept telling us something about newborn kittens in the neighbourhood. Well I didn't really bother since I was reading the papers but Andrea and Ryan decided to go take a look and I tagged along.

OMG they were sooo cute! The kittens were really fond of us and kept going out to let us stroke them. Awwwww. One of the kittens had freaking blue eyes and a pink nose! Shit then this one cute little black and white kitty like hopped around following this family and they put the cat into a yellow plastic bag.

Heartless jerks. The kitty probably couldn't survive but GOSH I hope she did.

Anyway in the middle of stroking a kitten the mother cat who was just lazing around started freaking out and it was like Animals Gone Wild on World's Most Amazing Videos. I was all like:

"Awwww look at this one! WOAHHHH take a chill pill dude!"

She practically pounced on me and I was squatting down but luckily for me I jumped back in time or I would have been cat food. Mark like ran around with his fats blobbing up and down like jelly and what the hell.

Oh yeah, Mark has a Blogger now! http://www.mouldy-pie.blogspot.com/ HA! In your face Naim everyone uses Blogger and NOT Tumblr :P

Tomorrow school starts liao and I haven't finished my homework yet so Imma go do it right now.

Much loves <3,
LeWorn :)

Crappiness.

2010-09-11T21:19:00.000+08:00

What a crappy day it is.

Woke up at 4am to prepare to send off Debster to the airport for her trip to China. Walaowei, damn tired sia. Then go to airport and met up with some of Deb's friend's like Norvan, Naim, and all the other Ws*.

Chatted for awhile, when Deb go pass up her passport and stuff. Got a bit high on sugar rush when Norvan let me taste some of his whip cream-chocolate coffee stuff. Started jumping around oblivious to the awkward stares of tourists and locals.

Sorry for ruining your reputation, Singapore.

Anyway Mumster talked with her old friend which she met and they were all like, "The last time I saw you, you were THIS tall!"

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE REMIND ME OF MY SHORT CHILDHOOD >.<"

So we go and send Debster off finally after so long. Then we headed to McDonald's to eat breakfast ^^ Bet Deb was super-duper jealous xD

After breakfast we left the group to go Starbucks and buy some muffins or what that I didn't even eat. Got scolded like hell by Mumster for running around the airport.

Got into the car, then Ryan got crappy stomach pain and keep wanting to shit but I just block off the noise when he wanted to tell Mumster 'cos I just wanted to get home real quick. Hey sorry Ryan,

HOPE YOU DIDN'T SOIL YOUR PANTS xD

Anyway once we hopped in the car Ryan started sleeping, taking up two seats so me and Mark had to move to the back. After awhile I also kena drowsy so I sleep as well :)

When I wake up we already nearing home so I wake the others up as well then we got home. I reached home first and chiong up to the bedroom. Everybody also come in since Popster still sleeping and the air-con was on.

I slept like an overfed hog. When I woke up, Stef was doing her work and Andrea was eating -.- Fatass. I felt damn crappy and slack for awhile. Wanted to play com but Andrea didn't let me. So instead of doing my work, I wasted my time drawing a pic of Naim. Love you hubby <3

NAH JK.

Waaah missing Deb already. Yo sista my tummy's itching right now :(

Anyway, just like that my crappy day was wasted.

And I lived crappily ever after. CRAP.

*Ws are Women. Yes, I am a sexist :D

Fighting Fish Babies :D

2010-09-10T15:39:00.000+08:00

OMG I am so high :S

'Cos our fighting fish mated again! Today I was doing my work then suddenly Ryan shouted damn loudly, "EH THE EGGS COME OUT ALREADY! HURRY COME SEE!"

So like yeah. This is the second time the fishes mated. The first batch are still surviving, with like only two out of eleven fishes alive so far. The rest all decomposed into a pile of jelly crap. Eeew. I've decided to keep one of the fishes. The two fry are always at the top and bottom. I'm gonna try to keep the one on the top. I've even given him a name.

Mamamia.

Yes, I know it means crazy in Wubbese, but it's catchy right? :] So anyway, the female is like damn tempted to eat the eggs which she laid so the male is supposed to put the eggs into its mouth before he puts it into the bubble nest which he formed on a leaf but the female is like hovering over his mouth like, "Just one kiss, pweez?" So like, CANNIBAL!!! >:(

Anyway I'm like so excited because that means we will have lots of fry which ALSO means higher percentage of grandchildren :)

Tomorrow Debster is leaving for China for like a learning trip or whatever and I'm feeling so damn sad :( Now who's gonna rub my tummy every morning? D;

So like I'm freaking scared 'cos you know what date is it tomorrow and shitass no-one is gonna read my blog now :O

Wubba hell.

Heheh ^^. I'm supposed to be doing my work now but Ann is like kinda in her own world now, looking at the fishes like shit. Spasm, spasm. So I gotta go play computer while I can now so bye awesomezly awesomez readers!

Much loves <3,
Leon.

The Wubford Dictionary

2010-09-09T17:27:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone :D

Today I'll be telling you about my imaginary language. Its called Wubbese. Now since you are reading my blog I shall familliarise you with Wubbese.

1. Wubba (noun) wah-bah -- An imaginary animal resembling a mouse, with silky white fur and big eyes. It has a tendency to start laughing creepily whenever it's excited or when somebody scratches its tummy :]

Wubba (noun) wah-bah -- A replacement word for 'what' or 'what the'. Used in sentence: "Wubba hell are you talking about?"

2. Mamamia (adj.) mah-mah-me-ah-- Retarded. Used in sentence: "OMG, that guy on the bus was SO mamamia.

3. W.O.E.I.I (noun) woh-eeee-- A greeting, standing for What On Earth Is It.

Hope this will help you understand my speech better!

Much loves <3,
Leon Issupercool

Yadadadadada :(

2010-09-09T12:45:00.000+08:00

So hello again awesomez readers :]

Today is one sunny day :)

So sunny that its giving me burnt eyes the size of marbles and problems looking at the computer screen propely :(

I'm in a dreamy state right now. Pretending that school's never gonna open and that I don't have any holiday homework. Hey, can't a little boy have dreams? And they ask us to have good imagination -.-

In case your wondering what I'm doing so early in the morning today just one word: ANDREA.

Yups, that fatty screwed up again today. IT WAS HER FREAKING "O" LEVELS TODAY AND SHE WOKE UP LATE *slaps forehead a million times*

So yeah. I was sleeping so comfortably and suddenly I'm up at 10.30am. Yes, I don't wake up that early. I usually only wake up at 1.30pm. So I guess Andrea was 10 minutes or so late when she reached school for her Bio spa or something. Wow. Spa. Nice warm spa. Mt Fuji springs. Ahhhh.......

Hey, I told you I was in a dreamy state right?

Hahas, so coincedental she's back now! Okay, gonna ask her how was it so talk to you guys later!

"Did you see my bendable ruler?" -Andrea Ong

GoAndDie :]

2010-09-08T22:22:00.000+08:00

Wubba the hell. Finally on blogger :] This looks soo big compared to LEAD =.=

So cut the chit-chat, let's get DOWN to business!

Today went to Fried Rice Paradise with Mumster and Nicole! All thanks to Andrea the ScrewUp, we could not catch the first 4 September show. We appreciate that Ann.

Whoopsy doopsy droopy eye-lids. Forgot to introduce myself. Ahem. Good afternoon parents, friends, retards, zebras, chickens, and boa constrictors. My name is Leon Ong but you can call me Leon Ong. My blogging siblings are: Debster the Dumbass, Andrea the Assdumb (wth) and that's right! NO ONE ELSE :DD

So no time to talk somemore, gotta bathe, chiong-swa homework and sleep tight!

P.S Whoever who can teach me how to upload pics and videos I will not pwn you with my smart-ass knowledge of charming girls, getting on TV, and getting above 70 for every subject :))