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Im back... again? 
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 2:49 PM

Hey guys its me and I'm back.

Yeah I know I always say I'm back but this time IM BACK FO REAL. Yeah the same old reason haven't  been able to blog for a while cos of exams and all of those other bird-poop-mouldy-apple-crumble homework.

SIGH.

The hols are here but wut theres so much homework I can't even have some quality rest after that shitty term 2. Everyday play frisbee until so tired that I try to sleep during the holidays and then get woken up by mom to do homework haizzzz.

Anyway steph is getting her license soon hope she passes her practical faster so she can drive me around and it would be shit cool to say "MY sis drives me around in a FERRARI."

Divorce papers are going to be filed on Steph's birthday so sigh. Normally I would just cry whenever I hear this kind of stuff but its been so long I don't even know what to do. Just get it done and over quick man.

Whatever. Hope time passes slower so I can AT LEAST catch up on my sleep during this Hols.

LOLWUT I just received a message from my friend saying that she knows my blog and that she is currently stalking me. wth.

YES YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE MRS KOK.

Yes 20 minutes time lapse from the last paragraph. Was texting some one/ Looking at it rain/ Reflecting on my rubbish life/ Being awesome.

Anyway bye I will blog more soon (I mean it this time)

SAYONARA.

The year so far. 
Saturday, April 30, 2011 10:10 PM

WHAT. IS. GOOD. PEOPLE.

YES I AM BACK.

THE ONE AND ONLY LEON.

Anyway. the year so far. Pretty okay, but by far one of the worst I've had. NEGATIVES is that the top class now has really high standards, probably because the Korean twins and Sherman and stuff are getting 100 marks for Maths and Elliot and K.J. are topping their Sciences, lets not forget the PRC people acing their MT so now im expected to ace my English LOLWHUT.

Also, the homework I get now is turning my bag into a Michelangelo statue seriously. That luggage has got to be AT LEAST 5 pounds.

POSITIVES, is that I have made lotsa friends mostly from 4/2 '10, at least 15 or something like that. Our class gossip group, which used to have just me, K.J, K.M, and Vic in it has been extended to like 20 members.

We also have our secret code language. Here's a sentence: What the meekia prawn 19 act so mangosteen think that he can impress Warrior's sis he pangsai pao one lor he is platypus pang sai-ing like carp.

Translated that is: What the hell sia Sherman act so macho think he can impress Kar Men he anyhow do one lor he is bullshiting like crap.

Anyway thats about it.

BYE DOUCHES.

BUY ME MORE JEWELRY! 
Thursday, March 3, 2011 5:42 PM

Hey guys back after the exams.

Relatively OK, had my birthday right before them, but Higher Chinese today was shitbag hard. Some of the early papers came back today.

A bit dissapointed, but at least CA only counts like 20% in the total P5 results. Ah well can improve.


Got back Standard Chinese and Maths today.

As predicted, nearly crapped my Chinese and improved my Maths, though I must admit, I could've done better for the latter. JUST ONE CARELESS TRANSFER ERROR COST ME 4 MARKS!!!!!!

Trying to get Method Marks anyway, that would slap another 3 marks or so onto my report card. Heard that you only get MM's in that question IF you put that step WHICH I SCREWED UP, but heck I'm fighting fr it anyway, I got all the other steps correct.

I've given up on Chinese already lah, wth. Mother Tongue class is like damn boring and no learning takes place. Got 72, ah well at least I didn't get my hopes high, B is okay lah.

Suprisingly did well for compre, 7/11, but lost marks by all the shit questions that we don't learn in Chinese class.

I mean, we learn to build complex lighters but we struggle with basic matchsticks.

Metaphorically.

tsk piss off


Anyway I can't exactly say I'll do better for the HMT paper because that shit was HARD. Gunning for pass meh ^_^

Whats done's done ah well just sit back and await the horror.

MATHS: 40/50, A.
STANDARD CHINESE: 36/50, B

Peace out, douche.

Hippo G.O.H 
Tuesday, February 1, 2011 6:45 PM


POKERANGER.

Holy crabs I haven't blogged in a month like fo shizzzzzzz.

Sorry for abandoning you all, but the year has been like REALLY tough. I get like AT LEAST two pounds of homework per day and higher mother-tongue isnt exactly stress-free.

SO DAMN. FREAKING. HARD.

So far this year has been like really crappy, only thing that improved this year is my list of hated teachers. YES MADAME IS NOT TEACHING THIS YEAR SO SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE. SIGGGGH.

I dread English, hate Mother Tongue, doze of in Maths, and get crazy in Science.

Then come Social Studies.

BOOMZ. THE CLASS AWAKES.

Why the hell am I even telling you this herp derp derp.

So yeah made some new friends met  another pair of twins (gosh I know like 6 pairs of twins already.) and like hate school more.

CNY is here, excited about the long weekend and getting angpaoed like hell... and my two kg of worksheets stuffed in my bag that I have yet to start on.

Oh and that music project.

And that Science story thingy.

And that pile of Chinese crap that I don't understand.

Ahwell thats life #shithappens.

Ok so sorry for like abandoning this blog I will bog IF I have the time, but right now I have too much of a workload.

Deuces.

New Year! 
Tuesday, January 4, 2011 5:55 PM

Hi.

ITS THE NEW YEAR! YES ITS THE NEW FREAKING 2011 AND WE'RE A STEP CLOSER TO 2012.

Ok that's all the important facts up there. Now about how I spent New Year.

MARINA. BAY. BLOODY. SANDS.

Naise man (Y) Damn shiok.

Part one was on 30th. Went to the hotel and had breakfast, which I can't describe with words. Best breakfast ever. It was a buffet so we took ALL we wanted and you could actually order a ham ommelette and they cook it for you right on the spot.

Way of making myself feel special ^_^

Sorry for the late post btw. Can't use the excuse "preparing for the New Year" anymore cos its 2011. Oh and school started today so no "preparing for school" too. Damn you all damn ass sia.

van Persie is a DIVER.

Ok anyway after the buffet we went to the hotel room which was really nice cos there was this gigantic window and you can see like the entire Singapore.

Then we took pics and went to the infinity pool @SkyPark and it was cold like shit cos its out in the open. But it was still cool. Infinity pools are always cool.

We swam for 1 hour, and laughed at this dude with a gigantic asscrack.

Then we went back to the room and soaked ourselves in the bathtub and watched cable TV. COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.

Then we walked around Marina Bay Sands, window-shopping and camwhoring at the same time, just walk walk see see.

Then Pops picked us up and dropped us over at Suntec and we ate Pepper Lunch and then window-shop again.

We spent 1 hour at this magic shop cos it was cool.

Then walked around and took a cab home.

DECEMBER 31st 2010 - JANUARY 1st 2011

Ok so we went to Marina Bay again at 8.30p.m. just when I was in the middle of watching Mr. Trololo



Ahhhh anyway we went there and played around kinda. We just saw the view from the balcony like thousands of people watching the countdown show. We just camwhored. Then we sat around and watched people go in and out of the casino :P

Then we went to BeanStro to drink coffee of course.

And eat cakes.

And noodles.

We spent the last of 2010 there. Then we heard BOOOMZ and we missed the fireworks. Meh ^_^

After that we took a sugar cube and tried to stuff it in Andrea's mouth by telling her that there was something in her mouth and we wanted to take a pic. She got suspicious and went to the toilet and then I was the new target :(

After a while Andrea came back and they tried to stuff in her mouth again. Then she struggled and threw the cube down into the fountain. LOLWUT.

Then we tossed coins into it and went home.

LAZY PUT FACTS LAH N00BS.

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! 
Sunday, December 26, 2010 2:04 PM

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

Yup its Christmas already!!!

What did you get for Christmas?

I got nothin'.

But who cares its CHRIIIIIIISSTMAS!!!! W00T.

HYPERACTIVE HYPERACTIVE HYPERACTIVE HYPERACTIVE.

So anyway Christmas was spent at home nothing to do. We watched a few movies like Marmaduke and stuff then we got bored and watched Phineas and Ferb and Man vs Wild.

Bear Grylls looks so awesome eating raw goat testicles. o_O

Yeah. Thats pretty much how I spent Christmas. All at home doing nothing.

Merry Christmas again~ I love Christmas. Cos of the fruit cakes and log cakes and imaginary snow in Singapore. Turkeys, ham, applesauce and cranberries.

Mmmmmmm.

Ok whatever.

Anyway haven't been blogging lately simply because I don't have the time! So busy lately gotta pack all of my stuff for school and all. Yeah I know you're pissed. So am I. First time using computer for 1 week. Wait, that's actually pretty normal. Oh whatever.

Can't wait for school to start cos I'm gonna have new classmates and new FRIENDS. And Mark and Andrea are in Bedok South now so we can meet and go to Bedok Point and eat POPEYES. Yeah, Bedok Point is finally opened.



I don't know how this is relavent to this post but I want to eat cakes so badly now. That thing looks so freaking nice. OMG.



Oh yeah and I also want a new phone.



A species of ant can snap its jaws together at speeds of up to 145 MPH!

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)

Oh and Merry Christmas y'all, sorry I can't  blog lately but its not MY fault you know.

MERRYCHRISTMASXOXO

5 days. 
Monday, December 20, 2010 1:56 PM

Days till Christmas: 5

Haven't blogged in 5 days too ;)

Okay so today went for another filming session with Debs and all so yeah I'm so damn tired even though I actually didn't do anything.

Cos we played soccer on Ngee Ann's artificial turf, even though it felt so fake and made the soles of your feet (we were playing barefooted) black, still shiok.

Me, De Kai and Mark formed a team against 1 Randall and we lost 5-2 just to show you how much we suck (or how much he rules).

Anyway got home just only after 3 and a half hours of filming and I am tired shit. Took a shower and yeah here I am. I'm so damn freaking bored now. Don't know what to do when I on facebook and YouTube like okaaaay .___.

OOOH A NOTIFICATION ON FACEBOOK!!! :D BRB.

Damn just a stupid application request.

I think the new facebook sucks. They give me false hope. Like having 30 notifications in a day and thinking that they are your friends posting on your wall but NOOOO its just application requests and invitations. Facebook applications suck.

Except Backyard Monsters that TOTALLY rules.

Okay guys will blog in a bit if I can byeeees <3

A chinchilla can jump 5 FEET in the air!

Pancakes be Awesome,
LeWorn :)